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Old Apr 07, 2009, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #1121
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Sort of, but more or less just a place for people to b&m about whatever.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #1122
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my stupid internet at home is still down. I had to go back to the primitive way of entertaining myself such as watching an idiot box (tv), reading a book and speaking to the housemates.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #1123
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Images formed in my mind as clear as daylight, my corpse is hanging from a rope which appear out of mid air, "if it wasn't Katherine, it would be someone else eventually" my neck with bruises caused by the strangling are attached to the lower end of the rope with a badly tied knot, my face looks like one of the bad actors in B Movies, whom you know pretended to die from a chocked on the neck by a rope, "maybe I should kill Katherine instead of myself, with a large and not very sharp knife so that it takes longer to make a proper cut, like the one used by Anthony in the bathroom scene, but I won't stab her, I'll cut her because that sounded more painful and even more so if it was a not very sharp large knife." and tilted to one side with an obscenely long tongue that still drips saliva that is sticking out of my half parted lips. Occasionally my corpse would burst into a horrid hysterical laughter and violently twitching as if it would fall off the mysterious rope that seemed to hang from no where, plunging into an endless abyss, falling, nothing to hang on to, falling, falling, It seem funny to wander at a time like this, but where has this abyss come from? I mean, I can't kill myself if I fall off the ceiling beam and plunges into an abyss, besides if it had taken place in my kitchen, where the lowest ceiling beams can be found in this old house, that has a very old structure with uncommonly high ceiling, the kitchen was remodel and the ceiling beams had been lowered when we first moved into the house. "look at that looser, she can't face life" well, because I've always imagine I'd hang myself in my kitchen if I ever hang myself that is, I probably should ask my friend, the house renovator to put in some stronger beams, I wander how much wood beams cost now-a-day a foot?"Do you wish for me to leave her?" my purplish gray flesh with dark red blood clog popping up like flowers blooming as I am being flung across the endless stretch of darkness, an effect sort of like it was pre-shots and then speed up on film, projected onto my decaying maggoty flesh. "I've no intention of hurting you, but our marriage had gone stale for the last five years, don't you see?" Ugly moldy patches that seems to comes in focus then out again then repeat on my limbs, torso... As if reaching the bottom of the abyss, my corpse stops abruptly but without a thud, instead, there was a snapping sound to the neck, the rope now floats upward as if vacuum, mumbling, whispers, arguments, then they arrive, the arguing wifes and concubines who surrounds me, edging closer and closer, the sounds becomes a low hums, buzzing, annoying, almost unbearable, I realised that I had become one of them, women in period TV series whom I had pitied in the pass, whose husband had 5 wifes and 6 concubines ... all trying to bear a male child for the old bastard husband who can't seem to produce any Y chromosome.


Is this any better? Don't kill me, I'm bore out of my wits, I gone out and bought myself a G15 surprises myself for spending that money. now i don't know how to use it and the keyboard shifter place compare to the old one, and i keep hitting the wrong keys while trying to kill monsters in Requiem....
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #1124
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i didnt read it. but i'm sure it's good. maybe i'll read it one day, the day when i have nothing to do nor care. the day when all seem lost, the day when when my lost friends nor old love return to me. maybe i shall read it when the season of mist has come upon me. the day when i must give the devil his due.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #1125
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It's better but I have to say that I don't think writing a book is what you should do. I just don't think that it is something that would interest people. Just seems to out of sorts. No offense.

Reading is fun, so is talking to people.

Well my 2nd class today was cancelled. Yay!
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #1126
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yeah but 62% of people that i ran into during my normal day are idiots. so go figure. although the numbers do go down considerably during the weekend, thanks to the alcohol consumption. They seem smarter, not to mention a lot prettier too.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #1127
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not to mention a lot prettier too.
When I read this Bloodhound Gangs' "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" came to my head. O_o

You're pretty when I'm drunk (you're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk (you're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk (you're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty f*cking drunk)
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #1128
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yeah then you wake up on sunday morning, and realize you slept with jabba the hutt's sister or beth ditto look alike. I kid you not, happened to the best of us, bro.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #1129
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lol That is why you just don't drink. Duh. So far I haven't slept with either of those type of people.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #1130
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My bed remains a virgin to all but I. (I don't have it off with my bed, I'm not demented or desperate enough)

Saying that, even if I did bunk up on my bed it'd most likely collapse. Being drunk would likely quadrouple the chances of that happening! Saying that, I've never been under the influence of... stuff so I wouldn't know.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:22 PM // 16:22   #1131
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I think you need to stop looking at girls as sex objects imo. I have been dating my girlfriend for over 2 years now, and guess what? It's because she is not my "sex" thing. Girls don't like that stuff apparently.

Tyla is the drinking age over the 18 or 21 or 16 or something else? J/w
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #1132
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Does it matter?
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #1133
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I think you need to stop looking at girls as sex objects imo. I have been dating my girlfriend for over 2 years now, and guess what? It's because she is not my "sex" thing. Girls don't like that stuff apparently.
It was relevent to the discussion!

I thought we were through with the "Let's say Tyla only cares about women as sex toys" motif? And let's face it, I didn't say if it was a man or a woman. *SUSPICION MUSIC*

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Think it's 16, but if I wanted to I could probably get away with it anyway. It sorta runs in the family with the whole alcohol business, but surprisingly enough I'm the only one not to drink regularly when underage in my family I know. My cousin drank regularly from 5 years old onwards, to be honest.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #1134
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It's 16 to drink with parents. You can order alcoholic beverages if accompanied by an adult. It's 18 to buy without being accompanied by an adult.

And I'm not even a Brit.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #1135
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We are but it's fun to bring it back up. Remember your friend that gets pissed about stuff? Ya, same thing here.

You THINK? Shouldn't you know? I mean you do live over there... And underage drinking is much more welcome over in Europe then over here.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 05:02 PM // 17:02   #1136
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You THINK? Shouldn't you know? I mean you do live over there... And underage drinking is much more welcome over in Europe then over here.
I live under a rock, what do you expect?
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #1137
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Tyla don't drink beers? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U!?!?!
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 06:09 PM // 18:09   #1138
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He's like 8. Give him time.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 06:13 PM // 18:13   #1139
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Clearly you live under a rock. >.>

lol Tyla is so young.
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Old Apr 07, 2009, 06:24 PM // 18:24   #1140
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Tyla don't drink beers? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U!?!?!
I've never been interested. If I wanted to drink I'd be allowed, and it's the same for smoking. Weed and other drugs are a definite no though, but if I'm not even going to try regular smoking you'll have to rope me up to my neck to get me doing "harder" drugs. My parents seriously let me do whatever I want, as long as it's not bad. I.E. calling teachers paedophiles (I actually did that once, guy was friggin annoying and he couldn't teach for shit (even finished a few pages of grafiti, which, surprisingly enough wasn't terrible but got recycled), just kept on going on about football all lesson every lesson, I burst in rage with all sorts of shit), breaking windows, raging at my step-dad and well, getting involved with the law negatively. It's pretty awesome, but I guess it has its bad points...

Also, how dare you! I am 15! Almost 16 and entitled to... what am I entitled to again?
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